Federate K-Fed: Rent Federline for DC

DC needs K-Fed. K-Fed is (now) a rental product. For (a mere) $20,000, K-Fed (Kevin Federline) will shmooze with guests at (a) party. Is any further discussion needed?

circumlocutor has launched (the) "Federate K-Fed" campaign...with the goal of renting Mr. Britney Spears for an evening on the town (in the) capital of our K-Fed(eral) government. Specific details on the evening (are) forthcoming...The "traveling" party will include stops at K-Fed(eral) monuments, K-Fed(eral) buildings, the K-Fed(eral) Triangle Metro station & a (wrap-up) K-Fed(eration) Celebration at a (TBD) 17th Street (NW) dive bar.

Join the party now! All donors will (be) eligible to participate in the K-Fed(eration) Celebration. That's right...you will be among the (select) few in Washington, DC, (and the world) who (get to) spend a K-Fed(erated) evening with the savior of the penny--Kevin Federline! It doesn't get any better than this, folks.

To contribute to the fund to "Federate K-Fed"--$20,000 is needed--click on the "Federate K-Fed" icon (at the top right portion of the screen). Donated totals will be posted daily.

If "Federate K-Fed" fails to raise $20,000 (or an amount deemed acceptable by K-Fed & his reps), all monies raised will be donated to (the) Whitman-Walker Clinic. Any money raised above the amount required to rent K-Fed (for DC) will be donated to (the) Whitman-Walker Clinic. If K-Fed refuses to come (to DC) and/or if this fundraising "drive" drags on past January 1, 2007, all monies raised will be donated to (the) Whitman-Walker Clinic.

Act fast--Federate K-Fed (today)!
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